Things Sammy owes people

This is a list of things that Sammy has acquired in recent years through purely benefit funded money paid for, by you, and everyone else who pays tax. Sammy also has no guilt in spending the money you pay to keep her and her mum afloat in life, below is the list including the item and their estimated sell price. The debt is generally directed to the general taxpayer, however specific debts have been highlighted

• 2 bedroom house in Woodford - £1100 pcm (per calendar month)

• Samsung Galaxy S4 Zoom - £159.99

• iPhone 4s - £70

• Samsung Galaxy S5 -£128.99

• Wooden double bed - £89.99

• Half her weekend away fund - £32.50 (other half Gov money)

• Previous house before their flat - £500,000

• Party expenses to the bantasaurus rex channel - £100

• Netflix - £7.49 pm (x12 is £89.88)

• 28 inch tv - £189.99

• First class ticket to Sydney - £11,558.90 / accommodation and food around £300

• Owes George £75 in personal damages

Total - £514,436.34
So next time she offers to buy something small and you think she's generous for it, just look at the bigger picture.